Playing School of Dragons
"You can see what’s in Meatlug’s belly!"
no cute humans
but dragon stomach science?
um yes please
YOU FEED HER DOUGH AND THEN TICKLE HER UNTIL SHE COUGHS UP BREAD
screw ovens, animal cruelty works well
AND WE JUST MADE GLASS
LITERALLY MY FAVORITE DRAGON BYPRODUCT
remind me why people hate gronckles again?
People hate dragons?
Please, please, please, everyone reblog this. Please. I’m begging you.
things to consider:
- lady assassins
- lady assassins WITH GIRLFRIENDS
- lady assassins with girlfriends who are ALSO lady assassins
lady assassins with girlfriends who are also lady assassins but they don’t know about each other’s secret double life
Mrs and mrs smith
Staring Natalie Dormer
And Lucy Liu
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
oh, I meant just pictures, like screencaps. I don’t have the software to make gifs
To answer your tags, there are a lot of things that are technically illegal but nobody gives a shit about. Like ripping CDs you buy onto your computer.
Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.
It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.
In russian if you cry you get called a cabbage. Vote to change “dont be such a girl to “dont be such a cabbage” say I.